I called the Animal Shelter today and they told me the snake I bonded with was a Bald Python.

Howabouthat! I'm bald too. And I'm hung like a... Well, I'm bald too.

They were real nice on the phone and said if no one claims it, that they'll pass it on to a reptile group.

So all is well.

Yesterday day I got a nice mention...
From:� "Eric Spudic"
Date:� Fri�May�9,�2003� 10:02 am

Jerry,

I was watching THE DEAD HATE THE LIVING the other day
again and had to see that Penis Flytrap video once more. I dig it,
and thought your role as Uncle Lucio was terrific! You're creepy in
that video!

--- Eric In the Appreciation of Fred Olen Ray films group

I've never met, seen, talked, or know anything about Eric, but I believe he's a genius with a Big future.

I discovered something today that just may have changed the way I think for a lunchtime.

Did you know that atleast 93.7% of fans of Space:1999 are... (hold on)...GAY!

Don't believe me? Send your Gay friends here and then tell me I'm lying.


Space:1999!!!

See?

Think it has something to do with the... Moon? As in to moon someone?

I know what yer thinkin'... Yes, I did enjoy Space:1999, but I however do not enjoy the smell of a man's bottom, therefor I myself am not Gay. I have many Gay friends, but I do not enjoy the smell of their bottoms. Even after they shower and I get down there and scrub and scrub and scrub... if I press my nose up good and close, I'm sure I can smell something bad. Usually I can. And I don't like the smell of a man's bottom, so I'm not Gay.

So stop testing me! Asking me to smell your bottom!... What's wrong with you!