While wall-papering my apartment in plastic wrap, tarp, duct tape, and aluminum foil, it occurred to me just how hard it is to make this stuff look decorative. I wish someone like Christopher Lowell would do a show on how to decorate your home, Homeland Security Style... With class.

Looks like I'm getting ready to shoot a Crisco Twister Video...

Maybe I will...

While awaiting disaster, I've been thinking alot about Irwin Allen. There doesn't seem to be any great book about him out there. A book to explain this complex man. I've been accumulating information on him that just maybe could be put together to fill that need. I'd really like to talk to those that knew him. I know he wasn't well liked... But really, who is?

If you know anyone remotely connected to Irwin Allen, please give me an e-mail shout-out.

Now, I must get back to my plastic wrapping... as it's tough to type through the Saran wrap that I've bound my keyboard in.