Well, haven't killed myself just yet, waiting for that Pay-Per-View offer first. Still got the heebeegeebees from my lack of Effexor.

There's a radio station in Grand Rapids, Michigan that I'd totally love to be doing a show on... A consultant friend who's just flown out to try and push me sent an e-mail telling me the temperature was 8 Degrees above 0. He said,"Are you sure about this?"

My friend Aaron said, "Dude, you get cold when it's 60 Degrees out here!"

It is true. I do get cold. But, I feel if I had a nice lady to keep me warm, I'd be okay.

I had a German Shepard as a kid named, "Lady", she was warm.

Once, I was in a blizzard with Lady, looking for my friend Luke who was lost. And when I found Luke, he was frozen. So, I had to split Lady open and put Luke inside her guts to keep warm til the speeders arrived from the Rebel Base.

I remember saying, "I thought Lady only smelled bad... On the outside."

That got quite a laugh from the crowd. But, when I put a character named, "Jar-Jar..." Wait a minute! I think all that was a movie.

I think I'm insane, now. Me need drugs...

And a warm lady.