Interesting day so far...
Last night, I hung out with my friends Aaron and Steve at Frontier Wok. Where else, man. Steve is a Mac guy plus! He worked on the TV show "Futurama" and has a great website about animation called, "Animationmeat". Aaron and Steve can talk all day about Mac and Xbox and computing and games and... I barely understand a third of what the say. I nod my head alot and say, "Uh huh."
When I got home there was some e-mails from one of the many ladies who responded to my Personals Ad on Yahoo. She gave me her number. Trusting. So after I posted her number all over the web... Just kidding. I called her and we talked. Interesting girl (woman) she's a fetish model and an entrepreneur. She seems very smart, except for the giving out the phone number part. Oh, and all the other things she says and does. Maybe she'll allow me to post her website so you can join her minion of fans in adoring her. She's really down to Earth, and that's coming from one who lives in space.
We talked until about 2AM. I then got the impression she was tired of listening to me talk about myself when I heard the dial-tone. No, maybe she dropped the phone. She basically told me she was tired of dating men who were unavailable, so she asked if we could meet and I said I was busy and she said, wait I haven't even set a time and I said...
She said that since I was getting divorced I was probably just wanting sex. I mean really! Who wants that? So I said, "Hell yeah!" and being the lady she is (fetish model) she said, "Have you filled out the credit-card application on my website yet?"
As many of you who are regulars here know, I'm most likely too much man for this woman. But I wouldn't mind being her friend and she can help make crafts and bake cookies with me.
I was going to call her today, but I don't want to wear out my welcome. Besides, I got a call from a PD (that's radio-talk that means... PD) from a radio station that like all good stations around Christmas and Holidays come up with neat promotional ideas to create new listeners... They fire the DJ's who then become listeners when they hear someone else doing their show.
This PD, we'll call him "Bob" was very nice. He thinks I'm talented! He thinks I'm great! He thinks I'm saying just the right things for someone to carryout his ideas that will revolutionize radio as we know it. But, he's just not sure yet about blah, blah, blah... Whatever. It's always fun to get nice calls.
The World Famous Jerry Lentz
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