After completely sleeping through Xmas I found a whole new zest for living. I bought some PVC pipe and made a shower curtain rod and a living room curtain rod. Woohoo! I made some new chalkboard "Specials" signs for my Asian family at Frontier Wok. They look good. The signs that is.
Oh and I saw a relative of the owners that I had such a crush on... Elaine. She's so smart and funny and beautiful, but she's got a boyfriend. He's such a loser too. How can she love him so? Doesn't she know that instead of being with him, she could be with me? Hanging out with me? Taking care of me? Paying MY bills? Actually, I just wrote this cause I know she'll be reading it and maybe freaking out while she does. Only some of it is true!
The World Famous Jerry Lentz
What you are about to become obsessed with is completely true.


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