Keep your electric eye on me, babe. Put your ray gun to my head...

...Press your space face close to mine, love. Freak out in a moonage daydream, oh yeah! Want to know how that brilliant lyric was written and put to use?

Mad-Lib Girl, I'm as hooked on you as Leif Garrett is on heroin. Poopy Pants, I'm your love junky! You got me in a deep penetrating trance!

I've said this before, but I'm fascinated with "The Cut Up" a technique William Burroughs, David Bowie and numerous others used for new word combos and new words, for stimulating the mind for story ideas and song lyrics. Mad-Libs has that effect, but sometimes something bordering on the paranormal appears. It can remind one of Automatic Writing. Several times recently, elements from my dreams have appeared, or subjects of previous conversations have seemingly been brought out, bubbling to the surface of the random pool of the unconscious. I'm fascinated with it and with Mad-Libs.

http://www.legendsmagazine.net/104/william.htm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cut-up_technique

Playing Mad-Libs on Skype and having a blast with people from around the World, except China! They don't seem to have internet.

Some examples of the Worldwide Mad-Lib on Skype Hilarity: "Unfortunately, the hamster wheel is full of a bunch of high falutin' shrimps that do not agree!"

"I have long feared that my buttholes would return to haunt me, and the cost would be more than I could lick."

Have you ever played Mad-Libs? It's so silly, but it's really fun! Try this, just for fun.

http://www.madglibs.com/ I have a group of girls, we do it on Skype, taking turns picking random words and it's fun! Sometimes we laugh so hard, I'm sore the next day.

Mad-Lib: "Teenager Jerry was traumatized by his parent's murder and vowed to bring the lamps to justice, used his precious fortune to study criminology, to train his body to slick perfection, and to acquire pills to fight crime in his hometown basement and to strike joy in the "succulently and impatient" hearts of lamps."

"Wolverine has a "fast beating factor" ability enabling him to regenerate sweet or toasted areas of his cellular clock. This grants him chocolatey immunity to coo-coo clocks and verbose immunity to the fatigue coo-coo clocks generated by his own body. It also drinks his aging iPad."

"Wolverine possesses secretly acute senses of sight, licking, and hearing. Wolverine`s skeleton was laced with laurel sulfate, rendering his bones carefully unpaintable. He also has three thighs on each hand which until recently were believed to be pointy laurel sulfate. When, the laurel sulfate was removed, however, it was revealed that his thighs were pleather, and therefore he must have been spanked with them."

Now, try this.

http://languageisavirus.com/cutupmachine.html

These and other exercises may expand your mind to the possibilities of creating new text and generating new thoughts and compelling stories. Or they could just make you laugh a lot!

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This Day in 1971, Alan Shepard hit a few golf balls with a six iron on the surface of the moon. The first ball landed in a nearby crater. The second was hit further, and in the one-sixth gravity of the moon, Shepard said it traveled "miles and miles and miles."

The New Conan O'Brien Late Shift Movie (Test Footage)

Wow, he's being portrayed as rather complicated and mean. The actor playing Conan is really intense.

One of my favorite directors, Michel Gondry, who has worked with Conan, does it again! Just beautiful!

Hope you are enjoying "Wallander!" I want to see them all, even the other versions.

Yay! I love this! Pure genius! I love the work of Steve Martin!

Happy Birthday H.R. Giger! The artist known for his surrealistic and 'Alien' designs turns 70 today.

On this Date in 1974, the Mariner 10 took the first close-up images of Venus. And this video has nothing to do with that, but I still think it's awesome!

In Celebration of Black History Month, I watched Rudy Ray Moore in "Dolomite!"

And in my continuing effort to celebrate Black History Month, I watched, "Cotton Comes to Harlem" and wonder who would make a good Gravedigger Jones and Coffin Ed Johnson today?

On this date in 1974, heiress Patty Hearst was kidnapped by the Symbionese Liberation Army from her Berkeley, CA apartment. I watched this documentary some time back and think of it often.

I want me some iPad Thai so bad, but it's got carbs and no camera! But I feel I'd be smarter for eating it and there's a lot of roughage involved!

Just watched "Last Chance Harvey" and loved it, even saw a location in the film where I once saved an old man being beat up by teen thugs by becoming another target for them.

It snowed again, beautiful!

I saw a Snowflake today and it reminded me of you, so pure, unique, and perfect form, who came to me within a storm, this snowflake melts my heart of ice, my lips, the kiss, the sacrifice

1st man traveled to space, now robots do it, someday we may seek out...

...life and new civilizations from the safety and boredom of our lonely rooms on our iPads.

http://www.startrekonline.com/

Technology is great, but sometimes the human touch is lost.

Webcam saves a solo sex performers life when she began choking on a sex toy on view to subscribers of her live sex webcam and a concerned viewer calls 911. Yay, technology!

What if medical attention was as close as your PDA (Personal Doctor App) that scanned you and advised you on what medicines you needed?

Courts rule; Sex-Change Costs Are Tax-Deductible! Does that mean I can change from, "No Sex" to "Plenty Sex?" Cause it will cost me to have lots of sex, I think; dinners, movies, clubs and the hookers, too!

I have a relative that was just diagnosed with diabetes, so I went to my local bookstore and asked if they had any helpful books for diabetics and she said, "Oh yes," and handed me the book, Dianetics!

If your partner does not want to include a vow of fidelity in your marriage ceremony, don't be shocked and upset when they cheat on you.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100203/ap_en_tv/us_governor_s_wife

If Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp do become and item as people are saying, will the nickname for both be JohnnyAngel, or Deppelina?

And who will get all the lil' babies Angelina has collected?

Haitians willingly handed over their children to American Baptist Missionaries who promised to feed them, clothe them and brainwash them. I know so many parents who can't wait for a disaster so they can hand over their unwanted children.

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Money was floating down on top of my hot nude body...

...in the dream I had last night!

A sweet girl that writes me after finding me on Facebook suggested if I liked "The Secret" stuff, then I would dig Joe Vitale. She's really into this Joe Vitale. She sends me his videos and stuff, so I picked up his books "The Key" and "The Attractor Factor" on audio and while tanked up on medication for my sore throat I listened and fell asleep. But I had the most amazing dreams while his words played on!

http://www.mrfire.com/

Was attempting to gargle with warm salt water to help my sore throat, but when I took a big mouthful, I realized I had absentmindedly put in pepper instead!

Vanity Fair's "New Hollywood" issue cover once again doesn't feature me! When will they learn? Also, not a single chick with color? Let's see, we have a Black Miss America and a Black President and a Black guy on American Idol singing, "Pants on the Floor" so I don't get it.

Zoe Saldana should have been nominated for best actress, I think she was amazing in "Avatar"! Was she snubbed because she's Black, or Blue? It seems the Taliban just love "Avatar!"

Watching Channel Four's (UK) "Haiti's Killer Quake: Why It Happened" amazing breakdown of all that happened, the science, the future, and what can and can't be done about it.

Wasn't surprised with all the people asked to record a new "We Are the World" song for Haiti, but it was odd that Michael Jackson's doctor joined in on the singing.

I think Paul Abbott's "Shameless" may be the best TV I've seen in years!

A young girl just asked me what a Typewriter was... ? What should I tell her? Then she asked me if I was alive in the time they were in use. Ugh!

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Thinking of getting paid for some clinical trials. Selling plasma. Selling my sperm. New study shows participants swayed backward when thinking of the past and forward with future thoughts and hit their heads on a wall repeatedly when thinking of health care. Just relax, your pain will soon end... in Death!

Welcome to February, the month whose name is derived from Februa, the ancient Roman festival of purification. Please remove your garments and let me wash your awesome body! Then I'll squirt some warm Body Butter all over you and rub it in. In celebration, of course! Yes, it really is body butter, Jeez Louise!

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Watch/Hear about: Cat Kills Old People! Pennies up Nose! Leonardo da Vinci was a Drag Queen? Actor Rip Torn tears it up! Save Money Sleep in your car! bin Laden on my side about global warming? I rub on some Bag Balm!

Did you watch the 52nd Annual Grammy Awards? Really?

Fashion Designers the World over want to dress Lady Gaga, I however want to undress her! Pink doesn't need a towel, she likes to air dry. These two have found success doing what they love and millions love what they do! I think we could learn a lot by watching them, sometimes I even hit pause when I'm watching them!

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I thought it was just allergies hurting my throat!

There must be something other than all the pennies I shoved up my nose as a kid that has me all stopped up and unable to do my voice work! It's not peanuts! It's not dogs! It's not cats!

People think this cat, kept by a nursing home, regularly predicted patients' deaths by snuggling alongside them in their final hours. But security cameras now show the cat smothering the patients with a pillow! Evil Kitty!

Since I'm snowed in, and unable to work, I thought I'd try a Netflix "Play Now Watch Instantly" streaming movie. Oh it's so great! The Modern World can be so neat at times! I watched some nice documentaries and an old one, but I love this film and I wanted to have something I already loved in case the streaming experience wasn't great. Also, I have a new MacBook Pro so I can do fun things like this now. So, I watched "The Front" with Woody Allen about blacklisting and writing in the McCarthy-era television days.

Whoever invented Netflix has to be a genius! Why is it so hard for people to understand Leonardo da Vinci was a Drag Queen? He couldn't sell paintings of pretty dudes so he dressed up like Mona Lisa? Whose the victim?

NEWS: During tough economic times when U.S. consumers are trying to cut back the indulgence they can't seem to live without books. We should all be writing books! Wait, aren't we all writing books? If everyone is, and everyone is, you know that, how can you stand out in the crowd of books? Write controversial things! Controversy sells!

So this Focus on the Family, Jesus group bought an ad on the Super Bowl for $3.2 million? I wonder how many unwanted babies that could have fed? How many condoms and pills could have been given away? How many sex education seminars and medical help could have been covered? What a way to make money!

Actor Rip Torn, who I really love, has been charged with breaking into a Connecticut Bank! I say, "Good for him!" We should all be doing to the banks what they've done to us!

Financial Experts now say renting may be better for you than buying a home, also you can save so much more money if you use the wifi at the library, shower at the gym and sleep in your car!

People are not tipping as much anymore. Time are tough!

According to Allure a Twenty percent tip is a good rule of thumb for the person who performed the service; hair, pedicure, waxing... And $5-$10 to Podcasters!

Dang, do I want Osama bin Laden on my side about global warming and climate change? The enemy of my enemy is my enemy? Is Nuking that bad for the environment?

It's now been exactly 62 Days since I started my low/no-carb diet!

I just read, "People who tap their feet burn up to 350 more calories a day than those who sit still. That adds up to nearly 37 pounds a year!" What's some good toe-tapping music to play while hanging out here on the web?

It's cold, and snow is still on the ground and people all over are finding hills to climb and slide down! It looks so fun! I want to join them, but my throat is so sore!

With Winter here and lips chapping, skin drying, I thought I should rub on some Bag Balm! I wish you were here to feel how soft, smooth and kissable my nuts are!

http://www.bagbalm.com/

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Not only was the snow coming, but so was the Snowman!

I made a snow man, but I made a snow woman too so he wouldn't be lonely, plus I made my neighbor mad by making them make out on the hood of his car, cause as you can see, my car didn't have enough snow on it!

Mean neighbor destroyed my snow man and yelled at me saying it was, "Disgusting!" Thinking up possible revenge scenarios now.

I'm in for the day, I believe, unless someone with a warmed up car comes to pick me up. My allergies are so bad right now, I find I'm unable to do all the voice work I have piling up. I actually don't feel like doing much. Eyes are watery and I'm just so stopped up.

I could read some of my many books, but it's difficult with puffy, blurry and watery eye. Can't even watch the movies I want to see. I need to find some medicine to help!

You'd think with all the snow on the ground my allergies would be better?

Maybe I'm allergic to something in my place?

I have so much to do! Maybe cabin fever will begin to set in and I can get my taxes done, write my book, edit my films, post some eBay items, and get my life in order!

Yesterday was Oprah's B'day and as part of my celebration I read some life improving articles on her website and feel too overwhelmed by it all. If I did every little thing all her life coach experts suggested what kind of man would I be then? Could I do that whole, My Year of Living Like Oprah, thing? I remember once watching the awesome Fred Willard talking about all the advice car experts had for saving money on gas, like; Tire Pressure, New Spark Plugs, Gas Saving Gadgets, Save 5% here 10% there... and then he said he had to pull over every couple of miles to open up the gas cap so the gas could pour out! That's what it's like! If I did everything Oprah suggests, How strange a person would I be?

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